I, state your name, do solemnly swear by the Druidic spirit of the tree I was born closest to that I am an adult over the age of 18.
Due to LJ's insistence on parenting the world's children, rather than believing that parents should raise their own children, my fanfic will no longer be available on this journal. Look for most of it on Immeritus.
Academic writing is available only to research buddies.
Original fiction will be available for purchase in one form or another at a later date.